It's finally here. No words could do justice to such a happy day. OK, maybe a few words here and there.
Out of the box and onto the bed.
Hmm... How does this thing work?
Put the hair up, toss on a headband. What do you think ladies?
Wait what's this?
Ooh a train. A really long train.
A little big in the boobies. (I've actually never had that problem before).
Try to ignore the silly face, ridiculous looking collar-bones, and absurd tan lines (how can I have tan lines and be the whitest girl ever at the same time?). Let's focus on how the dress will look once it's taken in a bit on the sides.